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[In the words of my husband] Communication Is Overrated
A man and his wife were arguing and decided to give each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized he needed his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for a business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to speak, he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5 a.m.”
The next morning the man woke up to discover that it was 9 a.m. and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. It said, “It’s 5 a.m. Wake up.”
A Day Late
A man got a call from his doctor who said ‘I have some bad news and some terrible news, which would you rather hear first?’The man says ‘The bad news.’
The doctor says ‘The lab messed up your tests and when they re-did them, they found out you only have 48 hours to live!’
The man exclaimed ‘What could be more terrible than that!!??’The doctor replied ‘we tried all day yesterday to get hold of you but your phone was busy!’
Now this is sleep deprived!
Sarah was always late to work no matter how much she tried to be on time, or how many times her boss scolded her. She just could not wake up on time. Her boss said she would fire her if it did not stop. Sarah decided to seek the advice of her doctor. He prescribed her some medication and told her to take one pill before going to sleep. She did and she woke up before the alarm clock sounded and headed into work feeling well rested. Sarah told her boss about the doctor’s prescription and how well it worked. Her boss said, “That is great, Sarah, but where were you yesterday?”
And your husband thinks you’re slow…
After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she had been stood up. She changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of TV.
No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her doorbell rang. There stood her date.
He took one look at her and gasped, “I’m two hours late . . . and you’re still not ready?”
Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.